If God wanted me to lose all hope for a future for me, this is the perfect way to do it. I can not handle this anymore

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

Chubears

If someone really loves you,

wddupitsbrendan:

You’ll actually know. They’ll take the time to talk to you and be with you. They’ll love you truly and unconditionally even with all your flaws. They’ll never give up on you through thick and thin and will fight for you until the very end. When you’re having a really crappy day, they’ll do anything just to make you smile. If someone really loves you, they’ll do all this and more. Cherish them and never take them for granted.

:/